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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

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This is the best explanation I’ve seen.

If you know someone is hurting kids, report them. If you don’t like that someone wrote about kids, scroll down.

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Here after finding out they changed SCP 166 for this shit… oh dear god a horror creative commons writing community wrote something eerie and disturbing A DECADE AGO

GASP!

Pinned Post for later backed up scp scp 166 gg march 2021 twitter thread idk what else to tag tweet screenshots spongebob

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

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What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

The fucking loop though

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I kept the error message for posterity lol

So far this seems to mean "every tweet you scroll past counts as reading it" so it means that the entire thing is breaking down for you within minutes

Phony Stark literally strangling it to death

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Oh this'd do it

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Spongebob getting everyone to sadly sing Best Day Ever as they all await their impending deaths is still my favorite part of The Spongebob Musical but the subplot where Patchy accuses the theater security of discriminating against pirates and angrily storms out before the play even begins, only to sneak back in after the intermission and imply that he went to a gay bar in Hell’s Kitchen where he and his new friends ranted about discrimination is a close second…

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Wat

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As many of my followers know, I really REALLY hate the new Spongebob episodes. And a few minutes ago, a devious Anon gave me a link to a trailer for the new movie.

I…I have no words. Fortunately, reaction gifs exist for a reason.

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thatrandomblogsays

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Source

I know I’m late but I needed to make this. Also I have a theory as to what happened:

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AIR ORCAS


Update: he’s alive ://///

You’ll get him next time air orcas! I believe in you!

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